I hope y’all appreciate my dedication – I am typing this with a very painful blister on my index finger. Ouch!
For the last couple of hours I’ve been watching telly clutching an ice pack, after I accidentally touched the oven when checking on dinner. Stupid, stupid, stupid – I have a bad track record when it comes to burning or cutting myself while cooking …
The first time we invited the outlaws inlaws for dinner after our wedding, I made a roast. When I checked it with a large fork to see if it was cooked through, the fork embedded into the joint so well that as I pulled the fork out, the meat lifted too – before dropping back into the pan of boiling hot fat, and splashing my arm.
Instead of enjoying our dinner, we ended up at the hospital to get my burns treated :-(.
Only weeks later, we once again had guests for dinner. This time, I’d steamed some veggies in the microwave and managed to scald myself with steam when I lifted the lid. No hospital trip this time – just lots of cold running water. Pretty sure I wasn’t much company that night!
In addition to my tendency to burn dinner myself, I am also a worry to have around knives and graters. If you’ve ever had shepherd’s pie at my house, I hope you enjoyed the extra protein from the bit of my finger that managed to get grated in with the carrot!
Hubster says he can’t bear to watch me cutting or slicing in the kitchen, because he knows all too often it will all end in tears and/or blood. Still it hasn’t worried him enough to take over all the cooking duties yet though (Curses, my evil plan still hasn’t worked! Mwahahahahaha!).
Fortunately my prowess in the kitchen has improved somewhat over the years … but as tonight’s blister proves, it doesn’t pay to get to complacent!
Are you an accident waiting to happen in the kitchen, or is it just me?!
Liz says
Hi Janet, You remind me of me!! One year, my hubby gave me a very impressive, top of the range food processor for Christmas. Each time I used it, I managed to cut myself on its wonderfully sharp blades!! Whenever we sharpen knives, it’s the same. And I’ve had my share of burns too. Some of us are a little more accident prone in the kitchen 🙂 Hope your finger is feeling better xo
Rae Hilhorst says
I can sympathise, I am no better. One time I grated the top of my knuckle. There was a time when I wasn’t allowed any sharp knives in the house. I am also not allowed to use the lawnmower, not that I see any problems with that, do you? Hope your finger heals soon. Rae xxx
Rita @ The Crafty Expat says
This is so me Janet to burn myself while cooking dinner!
Haha! My husband too still doesn’t feel that he need to take cooking duties!
Hope your finger is better.
Pinky Poinker says
I’m always finding small blisters on my wrists from splatter burns. I don’t cut myself very often (touch wood) but burn myself taking stuff out of the oven all the time! Love ya work Janet… it’s so true!
Jo says
Burns hurt, you have my sympathy. Hope it gets better soon:-)
Janet Camilleri says
Thanks Jo. Fortunately it’s fine now 🙂